Sept 3rd

Firstly a big thank-you to all those of you who completed, and returned, the questionnaire. The Village Shop management is delighted with your response and promises, where possible, to implement your wishes.

Advance notice of the coffee morning in aid of the Macmillan Nurses…it will be in the Village Hall on Friday, 24th.September from 9.00 am. to 12.00 noon.

On Thursday evening, 9th.September the speaker at the WI. meeting will be Betty Hulbert, and her topic will be “The Beautiful Island of Jersey” I first visited Jersey some forty-eight years ago and later, more regularly since a company on the island was on my regular schedule for audit, evoking strong feelings of jealousy within the department.

Autumn term at the Village School begins today, as does the resurfacing of the main road…nice timing. Still, at least we should not have the problem of potholes, and the damage which can be done to the wheels and tyres of our vehicles. Crossing keeper Jo Hance says that it was a bit exciting outside the school this morning, but she survived. The children were much more interested in the heavy equipment that was doing the job.

Three weeks ago I reported that there would probably be vacancies in the Brownies, and that is still the case. The new session starts next Monday evening (6th.) in the School at 6.00 pm. Liz Boulton (785574) has details.

Hamilton-Pike Productions presents on Saturday week (11th.) its Country and Western Night at 6.30 pm.at Keepers Lodge. Check with Annie (786220) for reservations…I understand that a Dolly Parton soundalike is due to appear…could she also be a lookalike ?

Melissa Laing’s “bootcamp” style workouts (for women only) begin on Tuesday morning (7th.) at 9.30 am. on the Common. The Village Shop might well expect improved sales, because at the same time Zumba Fitness is due to resume in the Hall after its summer break (Leonie Smith - 732177)

Two weeks ago I mentioned the Cricket Club-sponsored “awayday” for our senior citizens. See photo.right, kindly supplied by Mike Thompson

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Bill Newman.
 

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August 26th

School has not yet started the new term, but for the past few days there has been the feel of Autumn in the air, and a damp one at that !

First of all, a very big thank-you from the management of the Village Shop to all those of you who provided produce for the Market last Saturday and also to all those who supported and attended this very worthwhile event. Starting this week cut flowers will be available at the Shop on Fridays, at the very reasonable price of £3.00 per bunch or £5.00 for two…somebody you know would love to receive some flowers…

The Drama Group announces that auditions for its next production, “The Flint Street Nativity” (written by Tim Firth of Calendar Girls fame) will take place on 17th.September at 8.00 pm. The show itself is scheduled to take place on 3rd.to 5th.February, 2011.

A below-normal strength Cricket Club won again last Sunday, which makes fourteen victories for the season so far. The same number of wins was achieved in 2006, but the difference is that this season the Club has gained definite results in all matches – no drawn games have taken place…This Sunday, weather permitting, could be difficult; the visitors to the Common will be Bank of England Touring and they are often tricky to play against, but worth watching for their post-match fancy dress parade…

Beginners line dancing class will be run by Derek Faversham (864677) and be on Monday afternoons in the Village Hall, starting on September 6th.

The Parish Council has been promised a bin for road salt, to replace the previous one (missing, presumed stolen). It is planned to park it, securely, one hopes, by the flagpole.

The Curry’n’Quiz Night planned for the Plough last Wednesday evening was cancelled due to lack of interest…pity…perhaps we should consider a different way of attracting an audience.

Another reminder that on Friday, 3rd. September Ian Keable, master of comedy and magic, makes a return appearance at the Village Hall, 7.30 for 8.00. The show is presented by the Rotary Club of Great Missenden.

Tickets are £15 each, including supper, and are available from Brian Barnett (774850).

The driver of this Friday’s Shopping Bus will be Mary Collins.

Robin Richards

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August 19th

Buy, sell or donate surplus home grown fresh produce and plants at the Hyde Heath Village Shop Market on Saturday, 21^st.August from 9.00 am.onwards. (please bring produce for sale from 8.30 am.). There will be refreshments - tea, coffee and cakes – and the Market will take place outside the Village Shop. As the Shop is a community co-operative our Village will benefit from all contributions.  See you there… 

Nell and Tim Neale have become grandparents again. Daughter Lara has given birth to a son, Theo James, who weighed in last Monday at a not insignificant 8lbs.12oz.  Mother and baby are doing well…congratulations to them.  

Just a reminder that cream teas are being served at St.John’s Church, and in the churchyard, every Sunday until the end of this month. 

Melissa Laing will be running “bootcamp style” workouts for women on the Common from 7^th.September. They will take place on Mondays and Wednesdays at 6.00 am. (better check that one out !), Tuesdays, Thursdays and Saturdays at 9.30 am. and Tuesdays at 8.00 pm. Classes cost £4.00, will take place in all weather, and are suitable for all ages and abilities, women only. Melissa will also be taking people running with their dogs, or dogs only. Dog Jog will take place on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 12 noon. More details are to be found on www.mclfitness.com 

Advance notice of Hamilton Pike Productions Tenth Open Air Show, a live Country and Western Music Night on Saturday, 11^th.September at Keepers Lodge, starting at 6.30 pm. 

Also on that day is a Sponsored Protest Walk ( no HS2 across the Chilterns…) starting at Amersham Station at 10.00 am., courtesy of the Chiltern Society. 

The Cricket Club continued its winning ways with a four-wicket victory and two balls to spare on Sunday. It is testament to the good work put in by our groundsman, Mike, that the pitch was playable after the heavy downpours on the previous day. Whilst mentioning the Cricket Club we can report that their awayday for senior citizens this year took in Hamble Marina for lunch at The Bugle, followed by a visit and tea at Champshill, Cold Waltham, a house with beautiful furniture and paintings. It was a long and thoroughly enjoyable day. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Derek Faversham.

Robin Richards

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August 12th

Well, now, where were we ? After two stays in hospital I confess to feeling better, and I would like to thank you all for your visits and kind wishes. In my absence this newsletter was produced, thanks to Pauline and Chris.Sargeant, and they found that the finished article reached the Village Shop more speedily than before. Not only that, but generally they were able to fit more news items to the page. As a consequence this weekly newsletter will in future be sponsored by the Village Shop and The Plough.

On Saturday 21st.August the Village Shop will be holding a Local Produce Sale-augmented by other goodies- teas/coffees, scrummy cakes and a raffle. Do come and lend your support. Goods for resale received from 8.30 am.- open for business from 9.00 am.

Next Wednesday (18th.August) will see the first of the Plough’s Curry an’ Quiz evenings. Mark is hoping to start the quiz at about nine o’clock and the food will be served up to that time. Ring him on 783163 to secure your booking. Incidentally, I got last week’s message about Fish and Chips slightly wrong. The charge is £5.00 to take away on any evening, except for Thursday, when it is the same price either eaten in, or taken out…a potential headache when compiling the VAT. accounts…

The six oldest brownies will be leaving the pack and moving on to the Girl Guides. Consequently there will be vacancies in the new term. Brownies is open to any girl aged between 7 and 10, and they meet in the Village School from 6.00 until 7.30 pm. on a Monday and their activities include crafts, cooking, games and trips out (eg.to the swimming pool). Interested? Contact Liz Boulton on 785574 or Shanta Gillott on 723683.

Tamsin Neale has qualified to compete for Great Britain in her age group at the September World Triathlon Championships in Budapest. It seems that triathlon competitors are classed as “elite”, and then by age groups of a five-year range eg. 35-39, 40-44, etc.,etc. Nell and Tim will be travelling to Hungary to support their daughter. We congratulate her on selection and wish her every success in the competition.

This month’s WI. meeting took the form of a barbecue in Margaret Dunn’s garden and proved to be a most successful evening. Next month the guest speaker will be Betty Hulbert and her topic will be “the beautiful island of Jersey”.

The Cricket Club recorded another win last Sunday, after some hasty reorganisation of the facilities…you see, our fixture list stated that the game was at Longwick, so,imagine the surprise when their team appeared at Hyde Heath. Mike Thompson broke the all-comers record for speed of wicket preparation, and it was all hands to the pumps to get tea organised. Caroline Capper went to Tesco to buy basic provisions (bread, cake, milk etc.) The staff at the Plough made up the loaves of sandwiches – many thanks to them. The success of the match was due in no small measure to that indefinable quality, team spirit. Any way, well played lasses and lads.

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus will be Steve Epps.

Robin Richards

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August 5th

At last … good news …Sue Flint has come home after goodness knows how long in various hospitals. Welcome home, Sue. May your recovery soon be complete.

NEXUS  have produced a programme for this Summer Holiday which promises Fun Sessions for 5-12 yrs old EVERY  TUESDAY MORNING at the Village School  from 10am – 12noon. Sponsored by Chiltern D.C. there is no charge or registration  as a childcare service is not provided.

Wednesday 18^th August will see the first of The Plough’s “Curry and Quiz” Evenings @ £7 per head. Ring Mark on 783163 to book. Don’t forget that Fish and Chips @ £5. per head are available at most times.

Friday Sept. 3^rd will see the re-appearance of  The Impressive Ian Keable in the Village Hall, presenting a show of Magic and Comedy. Proceeds will go to “Rotary Supported” charities. Tickets £15 includes  Fish or Chicken and Chips supper . Contact Brian Barnett on 774850.

The new Secretary for Transport accompanied by our MP is due to visit the HS2 route which concerns our area.  Protest notices and leaflets are on order and should be with us this week. A Sponsored Protest Walk is scheduled for 11^th Sept. at 10am from Amersham Station.

Another reminder to all our Villagers to fill in the questionnaire which was circulated and return it to the shop. Our shop provides an excellent community service , so please help them to help you.

The Cricket Club suffered a defeat last Sunday against Bourne End.  That makes a total of 4 this season. They also lost one on Tour in Kent, whilst winning the other two. This Sunday’s match is against Longwick at their ground

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is:- Derek Faversham.

Pauline Richards

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July 29th
 

July 23rd

I was discharged from Wycombe General on Friday 16^th July, only to be re-admitted to Stoke Mandeville on Tuesday  20^th July. They were obviously missing me ! 

Sue Flint continues to make progress and has now been transferred to the Hebden Ward at Amersham Hospital. This is good news and we continue to send our best wishes to her. 

You will all have received a questionnaire through your letter boxes this week from our Village Shop.  Please take time to fill this in and return it to the Shop as soon as possible . The feed- back  will help them with items which you,  as customers, would like to see on the shelves. The draw for the Food Hamper will be on 21^st August, when there will be sale of our own local produce outside the shop in the morning. 

The Cricket Club quenched the fire of the London Dragons last Sunday, winning by 99 runs... HHCC 212-8 declared – Bradley Holt 77 not out, Jeremy Stevens 35 and Spencer North 28.

London Dragons 103 all out -  Alistair Richards 5-28, Richard Austin 2-12. 

The Zumba Fitness classes on a Tuesday morning have stopped for the summer holidays  and will re-commence on 7^th September.  

The Gentle Exercise class will continue to take place every Thursday morning in the Village Hall from 12noon – 1pm.   These classes are aimed at the  50+  and chair-based people who wish to enjoy their “workout” in a relaxed and sociable atmosphere.

At £3 per hour this is a must !  First session free ! 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is :- Mary Collins

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July 15th

I am still here in hospital … the view from the window is not very inspiring …Chiltern beechwoods visible through the bars of F Block. 

Last Thursday evening’s W.I meeting was extremely interesting in that the talk was given by the Town Crier of Beaconsfield and Saturdays outing to the Merriment Gardens and Chartwell was a delight. 

The Cricket Club continued on its successful way, with a ten wicket win last Sunday at home to Chesham Bois.  James Shrimpton took 5 wickets and Jeremy Stevens 4 as the visitors were dismissed for 137. Henry Capper and Dominic Haddock knocked off the runs apparently untroubled.Next Sunday there is a home match against London Dragons and we hope that we shall continually here “I’m out !” 

Parents and families at Hyde Heath Infant School  enjoyed the End of Year Assembly on 14^th July, with songs, poems and riddles , recorder playing and dancing by the whole school. The children leaving Year 2 who will be moving on to their junior schools in September, were each presented with an encyclopaedia  -  kindly donated by the Parents Association – and 6 children (Susie Croft & Toby Mandeville from Reception Year, Anna Meichtry & Roman Finch from Year 1 and Megan Cooper & Archie Binding from Year 2) were each awarded a prize for outstanding effort over the year. 

In their own special way – thanks to the music of “Waterloo” by Abba and words composed by the teaching staff – the children also sang farewell to teacher, Mrs Phyl Flack, who is leaving at the the end of  the term. Phyl has a long association with the School  and  Pre-School, since the Flack family moved to Hyde Heath in 1995. Always an outstanding teacher, Phyl has been one of the prime movers in the recent introduction of the School Crossing Patrol . She has also been an inspiration for the school’s contributions to the village Flower Festivals, making Scarecrows for the 2 Patronal Festivals and so much more !  Everyone wishes her success and happiness in her future ventures and looks forward to her popping into school from time to time. 

Don’t forget the Pepper Rock Concert next week.  Ring Val Bevan  on 01494 – 775805 for tickets. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is :- Mary Collins.

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July 8th

Now, where were we ?   In my last communiqué I intimated that I was probably about to spend a period of time in hospital, where time is an elastic commodity …. So, nearly 3 weeks later, I am still here.  May I firstly thank all my friends and neighbours who have sent “Get Well”  cards and messages and have found time to visit at both Stoke Mandeville and Wycombe General.

I understand that Sue Flint has now been transferred to Stoke Mandeville, which must signify some improvement…..  well done Sue. Her stay in the John Radcliffe had been a very long one. 

The Cricket Clubs “big weekend” was a big success, with the Beer Festival being the best yet, the main profits made looking good for the “Golden Oldies” awayday.  

The President was delighted that, at the the third attempt,  his invitation X1 pulled off a good win against the Club, thanks to mainly to fine knocks from Roger Cook and Ollie Haddock and a good bowling spell by Tim Nutman.  The fielding was good too, though not as dynamic as on the Sunday against The Plough X1, where there were some very atheletic efforts. 

I you have any excess produce from your garden take it to the Village Shop, where they will do their best to sell it for you. 

Don’t forget that it is the Pepper Rockshow the week after next. Contact Val Bevan for tickets on 01494 – 775805. 

My predecessor, Sylvia Brown, has joined various societies in her retirement village and was as entertaining as ever when visited last Sunday by Ruth Coulton and my wife Pauline. 

This driver if this Friday’s shopping bus is Steve Epps.

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June 17th

This coming weekend is the big one for the Cricket Club…Friday evening is the beer festival (all tickets sold… check with Caroline Capper – tel.784043, in case of any late returns) with at least one TV.screen, for those who can’t get enough of World Cup football. On Saturday, livers and lights permitting, the President will be pitting his eleven against the Club. Match commentary will be provided by Mr.Chris. Sargeant, with an occasional prompt from the occupant of the scorer’s seat. To round off the weekend the denizens of the Plough, plus the odd ringer or two, will challenge the Club to one of these new-fangled twenty 20 matches…should be good fun.

This is the Club’s main opportunity in a busy season for some serious fund-raising and to provide our senior citizens with a well-deserved “Awayday” 

Next weekend (26^th.27^th.) marks the patronal festival and the return of the ever-popular scarecrows. Not sure how to construct one ?  Then contact the parish office (862008) for advice. 

On  Saturday, (3^rd.July) raising funds for Hyde Heath Village School will be a “Soul Agents” gig…7.45 for 8.00 start…tickets £15.00 to include supper, available from Jo Day, chair of the PA. at the school. Soul Agents are apparently a live 10 piece soul band…better warn the neighbours. 

On Thursday, 8th.July the Rotary Club of Great Missenden will stage at Weston Turville Golf Club, commencing at 1.00pm. 18 holes of individual Stableford Golf, followed at 7.30pm. by dinner and prize-giving. Contact Ed.Whymark on 866276. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Mary Collins. 

It is possible that I might be obliged to become hospitalised on one, or more days, next week. If that is the case, then I shall publish this asap.

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June 10th

Congratulations to Zoe Allsop on successfully completing the course of last Sunday’s Chiltern 100 Corto Fondo. Her time was 3 hours and 40 minutes and she was the fifth fastest female finisher. Her achievement was for the benefit of the Village Pre-School, and there is still time to sponsor her at Lloyds TSB., Chesham; sort code 30-91-91; account no.00962905 (ref. “sponsor bike”) 

When you pick up one of these newsletters in the Village shop you might notice an adjacent small collecting tin bearing the legend “Pepper”. The idea is that you deposit some loose change in payment for a newsletter. The Pepper Foundation provides specialist nursing care for children with life-limiting conditions and one of its trustees, Val Bevan, has asked me if I would mention their 22^nd.Anniversary Rock Show at the Centenary Theatre, Berkhamsted School in the second half of July.  Further details to follow…watch this space. 

The Cricket Club’s Big Weekend will soon be upon us…on Friday evening (18^th.June) is the Beer Festival (tickets in advance from Caroline Capper – tel.784043). On Saturday (19^th.) is the President’s XI match and on Sunday (20^th.) is a special game against “The Plough and the Stars” We would look forward to seeing you there  

A little reminder about the “Open Farm”  (10.00-18.00) this Sunday at Mile End Farm in Penfold Lane. James Matthews says that there will be a range of stalls, inc. refreshments, and lots of small creatures to make your children, and you, go “aaaah”. All proceeds will go to the charity “Help for Heroes” 

“Existing e-petitions, submitted to the previous administration, will not be carried forward to the new administration. We will welcome resubmission on issues of concern to the improved e-petitions system when it is launched later in 2010”…(go back to the beginning, throw a six, then start…)  More detail next week… 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus will be Bill Newman

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June 3rd

This Sunday, 6^th.June  Zoe Allsop, mother of two from Harvest Bank will cycle the 54-mile “Corto Fondo” of the Chiltern !00 Cyclosportive in order to raise money for the Hyde Heath Village Pre-School, which is a registered charity, receives no local authority funding (no surprises there, then), but relies on the generosity of parents and villagers to keep it running. If you would like to sponsor Zoe, but have not yet declared your wish, you can donate directly via telephone, or internet banking, to Lloyds TSB Chesham (30-91-91), account no.0962905, ref.”sponsor bike”.   Good luck to Zoe on Sunday…oh, and don’t fall off… 

Welcome to the world,  Isabelle Georgia Barnett, a 7lb.1oz.daughter for Nicola and Steve and a sister for Alfie. Our congratulations to the proud parents and grandparents, who have doubtless been pencilled in for future babysitting duties. 

The next meeting of the Evening WI. will be in one week’s time (10^th.June). The guest speakers will be June and Ken.Brazier and their subject will be “Mercy Ships”. The competition on that evening will be “most items in a matchbox” 

I bumped into Ron Flint last Friday and he reported that Sue is making progress, in small steps, at the moment, but that is exactly how great journeys start. They both thank their many friends in the village for all their good wishes, and suggest that, since Ron spends much time to and fro the John Radcliffe Hospital in Oxford, future messages would be best sent by e-mail to:- flintron@hotmail.com      Get well soon, Sue. 

The Cricket Club came second last Sunday in a very high-scoring “40-overs match” at Ley Hill. This would seem to be an appropriate point to publicise the upcoming “Big Weekend”…on Friday evening (18^th.) is the Beer Festival (tickets in advance from Caroline Capper – 784043). On Saturday (19^th.) is the President’s XI match, and on Sunday (20^th.) is a special game against the “Plough and the Stars” 

Just a little jog of the memory for the open day this Sunday of the Priestfield Arboretum in Stony Lane, Little Kingshill.  

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Steve Epps.

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May 27th

To go with my breakfast cornflakes this morning a note fell out of my newspaper telling of fish and chips to take away on a daily basis. Just ring the Plough (783163) to place your order. The next “international” evening will be Portuguese on Wednesday, 2^nd.June…book now to avoid disappointment. There is a reasonably recent arrival in the Plough car park, a clothing bin for which the North London hospice will be grateful to receive all donations. 

Food, glorious food…our churchwarden, Marian Dickinson, has asked me to publicise the fact that cream teas will be served in the church of St.John the Baptist, Little Missenden this Sunday (30^th.May) from 2.30 pm.and in fact on every Sunday until the end of August. 

Hyde Heath Cricket Club has at last got its season underweigh…last Sunday’s very warm weather didn’t stop them from gaining an eight-wicket win over Warner’s End and the Sunday before that they manaed a seven-wicket win between the rain showers over the Full Tossers. This Sunday they will be at Ley Hill (2.00 start) 

The curator, Barbara Rippington, (tel.564019) would, I know, like me to notify you of the open day (on Sunday, 6^th.June, 10.30-4.30) of Priestfield Arboretum, Stony Lane, Little Kingshill. This is a private collection of rare and specimen trees in a small woodland setting. There are guided walks throughout the day and sturdy footwear is advised. 

With the present improvement in the weather this would seem a good time to remind you not to leave sheds, other outbuildings and garages unlocked, thereby not risking the loss of your valuable tools and implements. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Derek Faversham.

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May 20th 

In my first newsletter on 7^th.January this year I reported that Wendy Axe’s daughter, Jac., was proposed to as the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve. As a consequence of this romantic action she, Jacqualyn, will marry the proposer, Mark Rumsey, on 29^th.May in Brighton.   Watch this space for the next part of the story. 

James Matthews of Mile End Farm in Penfold Lane would like you to know about his “Open Farm” on Sun. 13^th.June (10.00-18.00), where there will be a range of stalls, inc.refreshments, and lots of small creatures to make your children, and you, go “aaaah”. All proceeds will go to the charity, “Help for Heroes” 

I have had an e-mail from Ron Flint, who says that the cause of Sue’s illness is still unknown, but her condition is now more stable, enabling a lot of new tests and procedures to be carried out. For now Sue and Ron would like to thank all those people in and around the village, who have so kindly sent cards, good wishes and offers of help, which they both very much appreciate…Get well soon, Sue. 

I’ve had a note from our churchwarden, Marian Dickinson, about the Patronal Festival on the weekend of 26^th. and 27^th.June, which I told you  about on 18^th.February. The theme is “Celebrity Connections”, and those  favourites, the scarecrows, are due to make a welcome re-appearance. If anyone needs help with scarecrow- building then please contact the parish office (tel.862008), where also may be found a list of celebrities. 

I am sorry to tell you that a denizen of Brays Close, staunch supporter of the village school and Methodist lay preacher, Lillian Jackson, has died at the ripe age of 94. The funeral will be on 25^th May at the Chilterns Crem.  

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Steve Epps.

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May 13th

Despite the rather damp cold weather the Hyde Heath Fete attracted a good crowd and created a lively atmosphere. Unfortunately the Dakota fly past was cancelled due to low cloud, but there was a feast of entertainment from the Doyle Academy of Irish Dancing, the “Fracas” Canine Agility Club and the     Amersham Band. Over ninety classic cars were on display and the dog show was well supported, as

were all of the stalls, side shows and refreshments etc. Many thanks to all who helped and supported on the day. There are lots of pictures on the village web site at www.HydeHeath.com  

This is an advanced notice of the Annual General Meeting of Hyde Heath Village Shop Limited at 8.00 pm. on Wednesday, 26^th.May, 2010 in the Village Hall. All members are invited to attend. 

This Saturday, 15^th.May, St.John’s Church will host the Misbourne Singers, who will perform a Spring Concert of sacred and secular music from the British Isles. It starts at 8.00 pm. and will be followed by wine and canapés with piano accompaniment. Tickets at £10 each, to include that glass of wine, are available from the Parish Office (862008) or on the door. All proceeds are for the upkeep of the Church. 

Still in the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford is a poorly Sue Flint; she needs all your very kindest thoughts and best wishes for a full and speedy recovery. 

I have been asked by the curator, Barbara Rippington, (tel.564019) to publicise the open day on Sunday, 6^th.June (10.30 – 4.30) of  Priestfield Arboretum, Stony Lane, Little Kingshill. Sturdy footwear advised. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Mary Collins.

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May 6th

Two days to go until the Village Fete on 8^th.May. There is still much to be done to ensure its success, primarily
the recruitment of willing helpers on the day. There is also a need for donations of cakes, books, CD’s, DVD’s,
items for the White Elephant stall and raffle prizes…if you can help with any of the foregoing David Coulton
(tel.775967) will be very pleased to hear from you. 

Just across the road from the Common the car park at the Plough is likely to be busy all day on Fete Day, firstly with
Chris.Herring’s barbecue and then, from about 4.30 onwards, with Bob Thompson’s jazz band. 

Bob has informed me that one of his pupils, Emily Deimbacher, has passed her Grade One Keyboard exam.with a distinction. 
Congratulations, Emily…I can see a whole future generation graduating on boogie woogie…  

The Village Shop will open on Fete Day 2.30 pm. – 4.30 pm. and on Polling Day (6^th.May, as if you need to be
reminded) until 7.00 pm. approx. 

Whilst on the subject of the Village Shop it has taken into stock various lines with a World Cup theme (I refer
of course to the soccer contest in South Africa, not the Twenty 20 cricket tourney in the West Indies). Our shop
can always be relied upon for the latest in marketing  information. 

This month’s WI. meeting is on Thursday 13^th., will have no guest speaker, but will be concerned with “Resolutions”.
Each lady is invited to bring to the meeting something beginning with “R”. I have told my wife that I am most definitely
staying in that evening. 

I have been asked by a lady named Marie White if I would publicise the Great Missenden Lawn Tennis Club’s
Open Day…it is this Sunday, 9^th.May from 12.00 pm. to 4.00 pm. I understand that many Hyde Heath residents
are members. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Mary Collins.

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April 29th

Nine days to go until the Village Fete on 8^th.May. There is still much to be done to ensure its success, especially
the recruitment of willing helpers. If you can sell some programmes, act as a car park marshal or man a stall, if
but for a short while, then David Coulton (tel.775967) will be pleased to hear from you. There is also an urgent
need for donations of cakes, books, CD’s, DVD’s, items for the White Elephant stall and raffle prizes… 

Sue Aldridge would like to thank all the collectors for Lifeboat Week and, of course, all those of you who gave so generously.
Hyde Heath raised £322.49, and mention must be made of the Drama Group who held a special collection front of house during
last week’s production. 

That production,”Dancing at Lughnasa”, an irish entertainment, was well received, with the cast  maintaining a
good standard of Hibernian accent. It was an event that could not be classed as “run of the mill am.dram”. My
newsletter predecessor, Sylvia Brown, stayed in Hyde Heath last weekend. She had come from her retirement
home in Northants to see the play and renew auld acquaintance. It was nice to see her again. 

Still in the John Radcliffe Hospital, Oxford is a poorly Sue Flint; she needs all your very kindest thoughts and best wishes for a
full and speedy recovery…Get well soon, Sue. 

Next month’s WI. meeting (on 13^th.May) will carry no guest speaker, but will be concerned with “Resolutions”.
The ladies are invited to bring to the meeting something beginning with “R”. I have told my wife that I am most definitely staying
in that evening. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Bill Newman. 

Fed up with all this election hype ?  Here’s a little story I spotted…”Carl Geary, 55, won more than three times as many votes in Tracy City, Tennessee as his rival, Barbara Brock, and was therefore elected mayor, even though he had a fatal heart attack at the start of the campaign.”I  knew he was deceased, but we wanted someone other than her”, said one of the townsfolk, “If he were to run again next week, I’d vote for him again”.

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April 22nd

Sixteen (yes, just sixteen) days to go to the Village Fete on 8^th.May. There is still much to be done to ensure its success, including
the recruitment of willing helpers. If you can sell some programmes, act as a car park marshal or man a stall then David Coulton
(tel.775967) will be pleased to hear from you. 

On that same day, and also on the following day, the Flower Festival can be seen, and admired, at St.AndrewsChurch. Also on that
Saturday, starting at 9.30 from St John’s Church, will be the annual walk for “Beating the Bounds” of the Parish. As if that’s not enough
diversion for one day, at 8.00 pm. Little Missenden Village Hall will host the Hyde Heath Old Time Music Hall in their version of “The Good
Old Days” (tickets from the Parish Office tel.862008) 

Last week I mentioned the organisation by a lady villager regarding the Great Litter Pick. This week I have to tell you that she is poorly in
the John Radcliffe Hospital,Oxford and needs all your kind thoughts and good wishes for a full and speedy recovery…Get well soon, Sue. 

The Drama Group’s current production,”Dancing at Lughnasa”, an Irish entertainment, I believe, is playing at the Village Hall this evening,
tomorrow and Saturday. Tickets are available from the Village Shop (tel.774252) 

The Cricket Club casts off the dreariness of winter this weekend on the Common with a practice match where the Captain’s Eleven will
play the Vice-Captain’s Eleven, probably in a Forty-Over contest. Come and watch.  

Wolf Cub Camp will be over the next Bank Holiday weekend at Longridge Activity Centre (near Marlow) 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Derek Faversham 

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April 15th

“During the official campaign period for the General Election the e-petitions system will be closed to new submissions
and signatures, and will re-open once a new government has been formed”   This is the message from the 10, Downing
Street website. However, the paper sign-up version in the Village Shop will be maintained.                

With no HS2 to occupy me for the next three weeks or so I can devote more newsletter space to a most important event,
namely the Hyde Heath Fete on Saturday, 8^th.May. It will include regular favourite features such as Classic Car display,
Dog Show, Vintage Aircraft fly-past and the Amersham Band, together with displays of Irish dancing and canine agility.
Fete Chief Organiser, David Coulton, has managed to arrange all these component acts, but is lacking volunteers to carry
out vital tasks such as programme selling, car park marshalling and manning a stall, if only for a shift, or two. If you are
able-bodied and would wish to help your village maintain the title of  “Probably the Best Traditional Village Fete in the
Area” then David (tel.775967) will be pleased to hear from you. 

Last Saturday’s Litter Pick was very successful with more than 50 sacks of litter collected, together with larger pieces,
such as chairs, wheels, tyres, carpet, underlay, concrete pipes and other unidentifiable lumps of metal – it is amazing
how people can be so anti-social when disposing of their unwanted property. Anyway, the Village Society wishes to
thank all those who helped, together with Ron. and Sue.Flint who organised it all. 

Next week the Drama Group will present its second production of the year, “Dancing at Lughnasa”  It will be on
Thursday, Friday and Saturday (22^nd. to 24^th.April) in the Village Hall.  Tickets are available from the V. Shop 

Over the weekend of the Patronal Festival (26^th.and 27^th.June) Pauline and John Lamb of Little Missenden plan to
operate a second-hand bookstall and ask you to check your shelves for suitable donations. John will collect the books
from Church (St.John’s) or from the donor’s residence. (If in any doubt ring the Parish office – 862008)

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Bill Newman.                                                  

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April 8th

After the overcrowded “railway link” meetings at Ballinger and Great Missenden, last Wednesday evening’s event at the Village Hall was a bit of a disappointment with about one hundred people attending…the overflow accommodation spaces were therefore not called upon. Unsurprisingly the meeting was not in favour of the project, and decided to align with other like-minded groups, to guarantee “strength in numbers”.

A fortnight ago I wrote that you may sign up to the petition to Downing Street via the village web site, which, I understand, has so far recorded in excess of 6,800 hits.

Those who do not have the facility to go “online” may record their disapproval in the Village Shop.

May I remind you that this Saturday (10^th.) is the day of the Great Litter Pick. Volunteers should rendezvous at 10.00 on the Common, bringing with them rakes and wheelbarrows. Refreshments will be provided, as well as some plastic gloves, luminous jackets and litter picker sticks. There will be sufficient refuse sacks to cope with all pickings. 

Incidentally, I’ve had a note from the Parish Office in Little Missenden to say that the Churchyard Work Party, planned for this Saturday, has been postponed. 

International Night this month at the Plough is “Pasta & Paella” on Wednesday, 28^th.April…cost of the three-course meal, with wine, per person will be £18.50.  Book early to avoid disappointment. 

Tomorrow evening (8^th.)  sees the monthly meeting of the WI. Their guest will be Edward Dixon, who will speak on “Heroines of the first world war”

I repeat Caroline Murray’s message from 18^th.March about paying special attention at this time of year to garden and shed security…if in doubt, padlock it.  

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Mary Collins.             

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April 1st

Well,now…I have space, prior to being overwhelmed by further talk of high-speed train sets, to wish you all a very Happy Easter and hope that our present mundane weather improves to an extent where you can enjoy at least some of the holiday outdoors. I have to say that the misery of the past winter has tempted me to consider the founding of a new movement-“hibernation for humans”. 

Still, it’s nice to know that the county and district councils are, reportedly, united in their opposition to both the preferred and alternative routes, favouring the upgrade of the West Coast Mainline instead. Let us hope that the Secretary for Transport is persuaded to see it the same way. He doesn’t often seem to be available for comment. 

The Great Litter Pick this year will be on Saturday, 10^th.April. Meet on the Common at 10.00. Refreshments will be provided, to thank participators for their efforts. Also provided will be some plastic gloves, luminous jackets and litter picker sticks. Volunteers are asked to bring rakes and wheelbarrows. There will be sufficient refuse sacks to accommodate all the pickings, according to the Village Society spokesperson. 

The guest at the next meeting of the WI. on Thursday, 8^th.April will be Edward Dixon, who will be speaking on “Heroines of the first world war”. Their talks seem to be interesting, and doubtless this one will be no different.  

I have been contacted by Rosemary Ladd, my opposite number on the Little Missenden Grapevine, with a view to information-sharing. I shall e-mail her as a matter of course my weekly offering, but the Grapevine is a hefty monthly publication, which you can read for yourself  by e-mailing mandrladd@btinternet.com 

May I again mention that the Village Shop is well stocked with Easter Eggs and similar seasonal gift ideas. 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Derek Faversham.

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March 25th

I  understand that the initial HS2 protest meeting last Sunday at Ballinger Village Hall was before a packed house, and yet further multitudes were unable to get there because of the traffic gridlock situation in the adjacent roads. There are still many opportunities for your voice to be heard…firstly at either, or both, of the two meetings next week, on Monday 29^th., 19.30 at the Misbourne School and Wednesday 31^st. 20.00 at Hyde Heath Village Hall. You can also sign up to the petition to Downing Street via the village web site www.HydeHeath.com  As at lunchtime on Wednesday 24^th. it already had 4,218, correction 4,219 signatures.

Our webmaster, Chris.Sargeant has received a lengthy e-mail from our M.P., Cheryl Gillan and I quote the most significant sentence from it: “Please be assured that I am totally opposed to this route and will be working to ensure that the whole of the Chesham and Amersham constituency is preserved.” 

Brass musician and secretary of the Amersham Band, Rod.Stevens, is delighted to tell you that the Band in the southern area finals of the Brass Band Championships last weekend came third in their section and will therefore compete in the National Finals at Harrogate in September. Congratulations to them… 

From Palm Sunday, through Holy Week to Easter there will be church services almost every day at Hyde Heath and Little Missenden. Check with the Parish office (01494 862008)  

Ian Keable’s recent magic show was a jolly event, accompanied by a splendid supper. I hope that Steve Epps and Ian Hopkinson have fully recovered from their hypnosis, especially as Steve is the driver of this Friday’s shopping bus.  

The Village Shop is in Easter Bunny mode with cards, Easter Eggs and assorted goodies for gifts.
 

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March 18th

The current hot topic is the projected high speed rail link between London and Birmingham, not stopping at the proposed desecration of our beautiful Chilterns countryside. My reading of the maps, with a strong magnifying glass, seems to indicate that disruption, and subsequent disaster, is planned for parts of Hyde Heath and South Heath. Do you wish to do something about it ?  Then go along to a meeting this Sunday (21^st.March) at 6:00 pm 

in Ballinger Village Hall. This meeting is being called by Paul Barton of “Ashlands”, Ballinger Road, South Heath (tel.863499, e-mail  p.barton294@btinternet.com). He, and many like-minded citizens, wish to protect their Chilterns heritage, and therefore need as much support as possible.

Budgeted cost for this project is currently £30 billion, for our economy which is reputedly in heavy debt; what will be the figure on completion ?  Will Joe Public be able to afford a ticket, and also want to be in Birmingham thirty minutes earlier ?              

Last Thursday’s WI. guest gave a fascinating talk on dogs helping people. I find it remarkable that a canine can detect cancer, diabetes and other ailments in a human…I wonder if it can detect alcohol on His Master’s Breath.

I’ve received another e-mail from Caroline Murray, Community Safety Officer for Chiltern District Council. Now that the warmer weather is here she wants us to pay particular attention to garden and shed security. There will be displays at Hildreth’s Garden Centre on Friday, 26^th.March and the Van Hage GC. On Wed.31^st. Included will be advice on defensive planting, whatever that may be…possibly in 4-2-4 formation ?

Last Saturday’s magic show by Ian Keable was a jolly event, accompanied by a splendid supper. I hope that Steve Epps and Ian Hopkinson have fully recovered from the partial hypnosis to which they were subjected.

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Ron Flint. 

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March 11th

International Night at the Plough this month is planned to be on Wednesday, 24th March and the menu is to be a selection from Linda's Hungry Monk recipe books. £18 for three courses. Ring 783163 to reserve your seat. Chris.tells me that there are still a few places available for Mothering Sunday lunch on the 14th.  

Whilst on the subject of Mothers' Day the Village Shop has a good range of the sort of item that any Mum would be pleased to receive as a gift.

At its annual dinner last Saturday evening the cricket club presented the following awards:- Batting... N.Burgham;   Bowling. J.Aird;   Fielding.-H.Capper;    Outstanding Performance..T.Jeffreys;   Young Player.. J.Shrimpton;   Duck Trophy. .Atif Mirza;  President's Cup.J.Stevens;   Captain's Cup..R.Richards. Later on there was dancing to the Dennis Ruff "Wall of Sound". It was generally agreed to have been a most enjoyable event, for which many thanks are due to Charlie, Janette and Harriet Samuels.

Last chance for tickets (£10 ea. inc. supper) to the Ian Keable Adult Magic Show in the Village Hall this Saturday evening at 7:30 for 8:00. Call David or Ruth on 775967.

Good news is that the Wolf Cub pack has in the past year expanded from 6 to 22, and there is now a waiting list to join.. .see Sarah Shah.The Cub Camp will be held at the end of April at Longridge Activity Centre. I recall many moons ago my helping at camp when my son was a "sixer" and being less than adequate at craft tuition.

On Saturday, 8th.May while the rest of the village is concerned with the Fete, the Old Time Music Hall Society will defect to Little Missenden Village Hall to perform for the benefit of church funds. (862008 for tickets).

A reminder that the monthly WI. meeting is this evening (11th.) in the Village Hall at 8:00.

The driver of this Friday's shopping bus will be Mary Collins.

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March 4th

The WI’s next meeting in one week’s time (11^th.) will have as the guest speaker Pam Jones on the topic of Dogs Helping People. On the following Thursday (18^th.) the monthly walks will be resumed, the first being a three-mile stroll from 11:30 am. at the Pink and Lily, Lacey Green. 

The Cricket Club’s AGM. last Friday revealed no great surprises, except that chairman John Capper and hon.sec. Robin Richards each declared that 2010 would be their last year in those positions…we’ll believe that when we see it. This Saturday evening is the Club’s Dinner. Check with skipper Charlie Samuels (837308) for last-gasp tickets. 

There are still a few places available in the Village Hall on Saturday week (13^th.) for Ian Keable’s adult magic show “Conjuring Up Comedy”, which comes highly recommended. Tickets are £10 each for which a traditional supper will be included, with a start time of 7:30 for 8:00. 

I am delighted to report that the newly-established “lollypop”- patrolled crossing at the school is working well, which, I’m sure, will please the school management and all parents. 

I know that it is still nine weeks away, but the Village Fete here gets its first mention of the year. David Coulton            (775967) will of course be running the whole function, but I know that he will be looking, as ever, for volunteers to help with all aspects of the day and ensure that the Fete’s high standard is maintained. 

A gentle reminder that Sunday week (14^th.) is Mothers’ Day. 

The driver of this Friday afternoon’s shopping bus will be Bill Newman.

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February 25th

I lead with the sad news that Enid Holland, a former stalwart member of the drama group, has passed away in her native Cheshire to which she returned when she and Ted retired. Our heartfelt sympathy goes to Ted. 

Last Saturday’s visit by the WI. to Anglesey Abbey and Gardens, which is happily situated in Cambridgeshire and not, as one might suspect, at the top end of Wales, was most interesting and blessed with good weather. I looked it up in the National Trust handbook and in the paragraph entitled “Getting here” it stated that Sat.Nav. systems may give incorrect directions (when don’t they?) owing to a recent postcode change. 

Great Missenden Choral Society is to present its next concert on Saturday, 24^th.April at the Parish Church of St.Peter and St.Paul. The theme is “Beyond the Blue in Glory”. Call 01494 862425 for tickets.    

There are still some tickets unsold for Ian Keable’s “Conjuring Up Comedy” on Saturday, 13^th.March in the Village Hall. Contact Ruth or David Coulton on  775967. 

14^th.March is Mothering Sunday and to mark the occasion a special tea will be given at 4.30 pm. at St. John’s, for all those who have worked so hard to maintain all aspects of the Church in Little Missenden and  Hyde Heath.  

The Cricket Club is holding its AGM. this Friday evening. For further details contact the hon.sec. (774582) 

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Ron Flint.

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February 11th

February 18th

Ralph Bartlett, a community governor and Health and Safety chair at the Village School, tells me that he has been working towards a patrolled “lollipop” crossing outside the school mornings and afternoons, and this service will commence on Tuesday, 23^rd.February. This is very good news. Unfortunately it does not meet Bucks.C.C.criteria for a funded patrol (no surprises, there, then), so contributions from parents will be sought…

Last Wednesday evening there was a Parish Council meeting and the chief subjects for discussion were the timings of the midweek buses and (you’ve guessed it) potholes. It seems that the local authority intends to mend its prioritised road surfaces in patches until funds run out. (you’ve probably seen some evidence of this on the main road, by the Common)   There is no salt bin available for Hyde Heath.

The new freezer for the village shop was installed on Wednesday. It’s an upright cabinet with a glazed front, enabling the customers to see exactly what is on offer. This, and the new shelving, smartens up the shop’s sales potential.

There are now two pilates classes on a Thursday in the Village Hall. The earlier one is at  09.10 and the later one at 10.10. They are run by Louise Barrett (tel.07725 847853). Contact her for costs and joining instructions.

By all accounts Sherry Scott gave a most interesting talk on Burma at last week’s WI. meeting.  It was based on her personal experiences, many of which fell into the “hair-raising” category. She appears to be a gutsy lady. 

I have received advanced notice from Little Missenden about this year’s Patronal Festival (June 26-27).  The theme is to be “Celebrity Connections” and is planned to include the scarecrows, which were previously so successful…was it really five years ago?…Watch this space.

The driver of this Friday’s shopping bus is Steve Epps.

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February 11th

The Drama Group got their year off to an excellent start with last week’s show, “The Railway Children – the musical”.  Attendance was better than anticipated and performance of this ambitious production was, by all accounts, delightful. Special effects were good, particularly the train in the tunnel…Applause all round… 

Unusually, this week I have sufficient space at my disposal to print more detail about the Friday shopping bus

Any person aged 60, or over, may travel as a passenger on the bus. The pick-up is at 1 pm. in Meadow Way. A voluntary contribution of £2 from each passenger is donated to Age Concern. The bus travels to Chesham where it is parked at Sainsbury’s until passengers have completed their shopping. It is then moved to near the main bus stop in The Broadway or into the nearby car park for pick-up at about 2 30 pm. and return to Hyde Heath. Passengers and their shopping can be dropped off at their homes. Each driver is a volunteer. This week it is Derek Faversham. 

And now for something completely different…no, not Monty Python, but the Village Hall management committee which plans to present on Saturday, 13^th.March an evening of “conjuring up comedy” with Ian Keable. This is billed as an adult entertainment, includes VAT (very amusing tricks) and will feature a traditional Village Hall supper. Tickets will cost £10 each and be available from Ruth and David Coulton.

(“adult” means that children aged 14 and above will be welcome, provided that they bring a “grown-up”)   

Another future function is the Cricket Club’s annual dinner. It will take place on Saturday, 6^th.March and will include the presentation of awards, both actual and alternative, for achievements in season 2009. Tickets are available from the captain, Charles Samuels (tel.837308) 

Sylvia Brown has moved out, and we welcome to no.42, Walnut Way  Mr.and Mrs.Dunstan and hope that they get to know and enjoy our village and become part of the rich pattern of its life.  

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February 4th

Last Friday my predecessor, Sylvia Brown, moved out of the village to her new home in Northamptonshire. We all wish her well and thank her for excellent work on this column over the years. I have a feeling that this is by no means the last time we shall hear of her. 

Congratulations to Jemima Preston of Cedar Ridge for gaining her grade one certificate with merit on piano. When she eventually decides to specialise in “boogie woogie” the identity of her coach will become clear. 

If you ever stop to admire the contents of the hanging basket at the village shop, which, admittedly, is not looking its best in the first week of February, then thank the person who, lovingly and regularly maintains it, Felicity Beynon. 

At the next meeting of the evening W.I., Thursday, 11^th.February, the speaker will be Sherry Scott and the subject will be “Burma”. It’s clearly time to mug up the words, and tune, of “The road to Mandalay”. I feel that on reflection two weeks ago I dealt rather sketchily with the result of the WI’s 2009 charity drive, which arose from coffee mornings, monthly walks, a charity ramble, cream tea and also a Murder Mystery evening. Congratulations, ladies, a magnificent effort…£1,450…who is the 2010 beneficiary ? 

For those of you who have romantic inclinations Chris. and the team are running a St.Valentine’s Dinner on Saturday, 13^th. February at the Plough…book now to avoid disappointment. 

Last chance for tickets to the Drama Group’ current production, “The Railway Children, the musical” 

The driver of the shopping bus this Friday is Bill Newman.     
     

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January 28th

The Drama Group’s forthcoming production “The Railway Children-the musical” is scheduled for February 4^th.(8.00), 5^th.(8.00) and 6^th.(2.00 & 6.00) in the Village Hall. Secretary Carole North tells me that tickets for the Saturday are selling quite well, but a boost is needed for the Thursday and Friday anticipated attendances.  

The local Community Safety Officer, Caroline Murray, has asked me if I would publicise the following Chiltern Partnership event at which the local police and fire brigade will offer crime reduction advice and certain items of  crime-deterring equipment e.g. UV marking kits, timer switches, personal alarms, bicycle marking kits and locks. This event is scheduled to take place in Sainsbury’s car park, Chesham on Monday, 1^st.February 0800-1200 and the following day at the same time at Tesco in Old Amersham. Their information may prove invaluable, since our village was recently the scene for two burglaries and a robbery.

Since I’ve taken over this job I have been receiving unsolicited e-mails, all from ladies, who each have a flag to wave. So, if you want to know what’s afoot in the Chesham area contact Merrin Molesworth (merrinnews@gmail.com)  If you would like to be involved with voluntary work get in touch with Marion Scourfield (marion.scourfield@btinternet.com). Finally Jill Lacey-Smith (Jill.Lacey-Smith@talktalk.net) would like a mention for her RNLI.supper and talk in Little Missenden Village Hall on Feb.5^th. It seems that the RNLI

(Lifeboats) has a flourishing local branch, in spite of the Chilterns being landlocked.  

The Plough team is currently lying second in the first division of the local quiz league, despite the squad containing one of the oldest participants in the competition. 

Friday shopping bus…this week’s driver is Mary Collins…check with her beforehand if you are not a regular.

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January 21st

Heartiest  congratulations are in order for Joy and Dennis Swains, who last weekend celebrated their sixty-fifth – yes, sixty-fifth - wedding anniversary. For those of an enquiring mind that means Blue Sapphire, with the next target Platinum (70^th.)  Again our congratulations to this senior, and clearly very happy, couple.

After my remarks in last week’s newsletter I have to report that I have actually seen a gritter truck, though it  was not in the act of gritting…it was going so fast along the Straight Mile that my driver could not catch up.

If you thought that the topic for last Thursday evening’s WI. address was a tad uninviting (the policing of environmental issues) the speaker, Mervyn Edwards, made it extremely interesting. Whilst talking of the WI. they are to be congratulated on raising during 2009 £1,450 for their nominated charity, Alzheimer’s Disease.

The “Old-Fashioned” evening at the Plough on Wed.Jan.27^th.is now fully booked, but Chris. plans for a “Valentines Dinner” on Sat.Feb.13^th., with flowers for the ladies and other attractive trimmings.

It’s amazing how many e-mails I have received since taking on this job…the latest is from a lady called Ann Pollard (01494 865964), who tells me that Citizens’ Advice have started a local service at the Chequers Lane GP surgery, Prestwood  every Wed.0930-1230. As ever, advice is free, confidential and for all. (01494 863899)

Derek Faversham is now running beginners line dance classes on Mondays 2.30-4.00 in the Village Hall.

Friday Shopping Bus. This week’s driver is Ron Flint…check with him beforehand if you are not a regular user

Next time…Drama Group,  Marking Your Property and Volunteer Services.

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January 14th

O.K.then, who has read the lead article in the Winter 2009 edition of the Buckinghamshire Times ?  It is variously referred to as “True Grit” and “The salt of the earth” and goes on to describe how eight new purpose-built salt spreader trucks, each pictured with a plough blade fitted, have been commissioned to help Transport for Buckinghamshire (TfB) keep the County’s routes in top-notch condition this winter. Next question…how many of you have actually seen one ?   Either at work or at rest ?  

I had a response to last week’s newsletter from a chap called Barry Oliver, who seems to regularly visit our website, and passes on his good wishes to all who may remember him, especially members of the Drama Group. In a similar vein I have also received a note from Margaret Carmichael…it’s nice to know that folks who have moved away from the village are still keen to maintain some form of contact. 

The Christingle Service, which was postponed from last Sunday, 10^th.January, will now take place on 24^th.Jan. at 4.00  pm. at St.John’s, Little Missenden. 

We regret to announce the death of  Dr.Betty Laverick.  The funeral will be at 10.00 am.on Wednesday 20^th.Jan. at the Chilterns Crematorium. 

The Village School was able to re-open its doors this past Monday, thanks to all those volunteers who helped to clear the snow from around its entrance and environs…a job well done, everybody. 

Barbara Cann tells me that due to the probability of adverse weather conditions it has been decided, regrettably, to cancel the Burns Night celebrations on 22^nd.January. 

The Village Shop continues to fulfil its prime purpose, that is to serve the village. It is thanks to the staff and management  that it does it so well, and they wish to thank you in turn for your unfailing support and custom. 

An advance notice is that despite the Chilterns being landlocked the RNLI (Lifeboats) is hosting a supper followed by an illustrated talk on Friday, February 5^th.at Little Missenden Village Hall. My contact, Jill Lacey-Smith, (01494 864874) assures me that this is a very good-value event at only £16 a head, including a glass of wine, and she is hoping to sell one hundred tickets to raise money for training and equipment.  

Friday Shopping Bus…This is available to all Hyde Heath pensioners, but its seating capacity is 12  passengers. If  you are not a regular it is advisable to check beforehand with the driver.  This week it is Steve Epps.  ( In fact the bus will not run on Friday Jan 15th due to continuing ice & snow  ) 

I have received a flyer from Marion Scourfield, of Voluntary Action (Chiltern & South Bucks). It was too wordy for inclusion in this week’s newsletter, but it will get a decent airing in next week’s.
 

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January 7th

HAPPY NEW YEAR to all our readers.  This is the first of many Hyde Heath Newsletters to be issued by RR, but, before proceeding further, let me thank my predecessor, Sylvia Brown, as the previous producer and, before that, her column in “Village Voice”, which the Bucks.Examiner management, for reasons best known to itself, saw fit to axe. We all wish Sylvia well when she eventually reaches her new home in rural Northants. 

A nice romantic snippet of news is what we all like to hear…as the clock struck midnight on New Year’s Eve Wendy Axe’s daughter, Jac., was proposed to by Mark Rumsey, and I understand that she accepted, though how she could hear him with the noise of bells and fireworks is a mystery…perhaps she’s good at lip-reading. 

Before Christmas, when the snow and its aftermath made it difficult for us pensioners, especially those with dodgy legs, to get about, the village shop staff performed magnificently, and always with a smile. The newspapers were delivered without a problem, and stocks of most items were maintained. The manageress, Ruth, and her co-pilot, Alan, were nine-and-a-half hours on the weekly journey to and from the wholesalers in Wycombe…above and very much beyond the call of duty. It’s a joy to recognise the calibre of Shop operations. 

The carols on Christmas Eve, organised by Chris.Sargeant and Bob Thompson, with the help of stalwarts of Rod.Stevens’ Amersham Band, and other musical contributions, raised about £300 for the charity “Help for Heroes”…a splendid effort. 

Burns Night celebrations will be held in the Village Hall on Friday, January 22^nd. at 7.30 for 8.00. Tickets cost £13.00 each, and are available from Barbara Cann (tel.783254) A supper of haggis  and cobblers is included and there will be much singing and dancing, I’m told.  

Derek Faversham is now running line dance classes for beginners in the Village Hall on Monday afternoons from 2.30 to 4.00. New members are most welcome and the charge is £3.50 per person per session.  

Tickets for the Drama Group’s next production, “The Railway Children, the Musical” (on Feb.4^th., 5^th. and 6^th ) are moving slowly at this time. Still, we have another month for the press gangs to do their work. 

The W.I.’s first meeting of the year will take place on Thursday, January 14^th.in the Village Hall. Members old and new are welcome. A talk will be given by Mervyn Edwards on policing environmental issues, specifically the Newbury By-Pass.  Haven’t they finished it yet?  Will “Swampy” get a mention?: 

Theme Night at the Plough will be on Wednesday, 27^th. January with the title “Old-Fashioned”  Does that mean steak and kidney pudding and jam roly-poly on the menu ?
 

Robin Richards    squareleg@waitrose.com

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